Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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