sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize