I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
