There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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