you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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