If i come over, it means nothing
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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