like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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