You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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