so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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