Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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