its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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