Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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