she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
i need some magic done to my vagina
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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