Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Randomize
