People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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