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Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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