"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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