This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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