direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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