How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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