Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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