My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There r osticjed everywhere
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
