You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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