i just sold back the books i vomitted on
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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