He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like a drive thru vagina
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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