Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
a search helicopter?!
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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