At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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