i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.