Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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