At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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