You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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