this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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