There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The adults are the big ones right?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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