i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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