it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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