the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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