i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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