I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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