You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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