i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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