awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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