Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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