he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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