Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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