talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
pop tarts are not kleenex
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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