it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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Are we still banned from the library?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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