It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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