Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
