Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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