So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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