Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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