I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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