I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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