Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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