summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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