My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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