The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina