batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.