i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.