Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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